A shocking twist

[mary]

When Erinna called me on my night of massive meltdown, one of the things she did to cheer me up was make this request to the Killjoys kink meme.

I told her that nobody except me would ever be interested in that, and it seems I am sadly correct. But! Here are some reasons that I think it deserves to be written:

• Both universes were heavily inspired by cult 1979 movie The Warriors.


• Both the Killjoys and the hunters drive muscle cars with their insignias painted on top: a spider with a lightning bolt on the body, and a bat with a heart and skull on the body.


• Both the Killjoys and the hunters use energy weapons -- laser guns, electric gloves, taser-type guns -- to fight their enemies.


• The Killjoys' enemies are the Draculoids, the hunters' enemies are vampires.


• The enemy leaders wear grey suits and have a dandy, foppish aesthetic.


• The Killjoys have Mikeyway. The hunters have Pete Wentz.

In conclusion, sexy hijinks.