Fact for the afternoon

[mary]

Every time I see that Twilight parody where the baddies are like "why does everyone always think we're the Black Eyed Peas?", I think of these losers, because back when Snakes on a Plane came out one of my friends thought that the band at the end was the Black Eyed Peas.

So naturally this led to me thinking about who would be who if the two not-the-Black-Eyed-Peas were one in the same. Bill is Laurent, and Gabe is James, and Maja is Victoria, and Travis is going to skip this whole trying-to-eat-Bella thing and instead adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit.