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Wolf House copies are arriving! THERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, MY BOOK REALLY EXISTS, AHHH.

I may be massively fucked up and crazy and self-hating and conflicted, but occasionally I have small moments where my fourteen-year-old self emerges in my brain and goes oh my gosh, we have written a vampire novel and there's a quote from LJ Smith on the front of it and it is being bought by people in other countries, OH MY GOSH.

So this one's for you, fourteen-year-old Mary. Congratulations. The ideas you dreamed up on the bus home from school each day stuck around, and you wrote them down, and now people you've never even met know who Sofie is. You did good, kiddo.

A shocking twist

When Erinna called me on my night of massive meltdown, one of the things she did to cheer me up was make this request to the Killjoys kink meme.

I told her that nobody except me would ever be interested in that, and it seems I am sadly correct. But! Here are some reasons that I think it deserves to be written:

• Both universes were heavily inspired by cult 1979 movie The Warriors.


• Both the Killjoys and the hunters drive muscle cars with their insignias painted on top: a spider with a lightning bolt on the body, and a bat with a heart and skull on the body.


• Both the Killjoys and the hunters use energy weapons -- laser guns, electric gloves, taser-type guns -- to fight their enemies.


• The Killjoys' enemies are the Draculoids, the hunters' enemies are vampires.


• The enemy leaders wear grey suits and have a dandy, foppish aesthetic.


• The Killjoys have Mikeyway. The hunters have Pete Wentz.

In conclusion, sexy hijinks.