Man invented fire so he could see naked bottoms in the dark

As mentioned in my last post, I have a story in this upcoming collection. You know, if you're into boys doing rude stuff to one another or whatever.

In other news, today the 10-year-old I babysit and I played Scrabble. I especially like "FEBZ", which we defined as "February when it's being cool. That is so totally Febz."