Also, while I'm journalspamming

[mary]

Stephen King's It is in fact a novel about that one time when Frodo* gangbanged the rest of the Fellowship in order to restore their magical friendship powers and guide them safely out of Shelob's lair. Discuss.

_{*I'd add a note here to say that Frodo is, in this instance, an eleven-year-old girl, but I think that generally goes without saying when it comes to Frodo.}

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[northern]

I know. There is *never* any discussion of that scene...